The ol' brain is not in a writing mood. I have a lot of jumbled ideas and not much in the way of plot coming around. Part of it is just Beltane ;-), but I think part of it is stress and thinking about it too much. (And I might be a wee bit depressed about having had to drop au_bigbang.)

Thus, a ficmeme, stolen from zortified:

Tell me about a story I never wrote, (eg, "The one where Ianto is a werewolf and Jack tries to explain they don't really exist until Ianto bites him.") and I'll write you a snippet from it.

Snippets will be 100-500 words.

Pick a fandom I've written in before, and tell me if you prefer a gen, het, or slashy snippet. Or if you care.