Omorka's Lair

Godsdammit, I haven't done one of these in forever. This is gonna be huge.

Fic posted to omorka_fics between Nov. 1 2009 and Jan. 31 2010:



Back to the Future:

When Once I Learned To Kneel - NC-17, Biff/George/Lorraine, poly. Warning: D/s. I don't know who keeps prompting Biff for the IJ Porn Battle (this was for Round Ten), nor why I keep writing it.


CardCaptor Sakura:

Feathers In Winter - R, Touya/Yue(/Yukito), slash. Flashfic. A bit of not-very-explicit smut written for the IJ Porn Battle Round 9.


Crossover: Eureka/Buckaroo Banzai

Spun Right Round - PG, gen, Ensemble on both sides. Novella; link goes to Part 1 of 3. On a routine Jet Car test, Buckaroo Banzai - scientist, doctor, adventurer, and rock star - is thrown off course and ends up in the mountains outside Eureka. Henry, Fargo, and the other scientists of Eureka take up the task of figuring how he got there and getting him home, while Jack and Jo deal with the consequences of his arrival. Written for scifibigbang; partly beta'd by jeff_morris; title banner by yappichick.


DC Comics:

Hot Summer Night - NC-17, Guy Gardner/Ice, het. Flashfic. Vaguely introspective PWP, written for saying_yes_2010 Round 1.


Doonesbury:

Back Online - PG, gen, Boopsie & Ron Headrest. Boopsie finds that old politicians never die; they just become the sum of their sound bytes. Written for Yuletide 2009 for twistedchick.


Eureka:

Duty-Free Vodka - PG-13, gen-ish het, Ensemble with a Jo/Zane moment. Zane demonstrates his latest gadget at Cafe Diem, with consequences that shouldn't have been that unexpected. Written for smallfandomfest Round Six.

Facets and Edges - PG, Fargo/Zane, slash. Fargo and Zane take on this Tuesday's emergency in Eureka, and Fargo manages to get stuck (again). Written for smallfandomfest Round Six.

Home, Body - R, Fargo/S.A.R.A.H., uh, het? Flashfic. I don't ship it, I just read the prompt and S.A.R.A.H. In My Head whined until I wrote it. S.A.R.A.H. tries her hand (as it were) at cybersex. Written for the IJ Porn Battle Round Ten.

Talk To Me - PG, gen-ish het, Jo/Zane with a plot assist from Fargo. Something's up in Eureka - and Jo can't get anyone to tell her what's going on! Written for Yuletide 2009 for hopefulnebula.

Taking Her Home - NC-17, poly, Jack/Tess/S.A.R.A.H. Flashfic. S.A.R.A.H. deals with her feelings on Jack's burgeoning relationship with Tess. Written for the Dreamwidth Porn Battle Round IX.


Firefly:

Kiss It And Make It Better - PG-13, Mal/Simon, slash. Flashfic. The negotiations between the clumsy pass and the acceptance, while Simon's patching Mal up. Written for saying_yes_2010 Round 1.

Not For Sale - NC-17, Mal/Simon, slash. Mal makes an ill-advised move that leaves Simon in an uncomfortable position. Written for the Dreamwidth Porn Battle Round IX.

Passing Time - NC-17, Jayne/Kaylee, het. Flashfic. Jayne and Kaylee are caught in a cave-in and keep each other conscious with dirty talk. Written for the IJ Porn Battle Round 9.

This Kiss, It's Criminal - R, Jayne/Simon with a cameo from River, slash. Flashfic. Jayne reconsiders his no-kissing-on-the-mouth policy. Written for saying_yes_2010 Round 1.


Ghostbusters:

All On Midwinter's Night - G, gen, Ray-centric Ensemble, cartoon!canon. Holiday Series, part 3. Ray celebrates Yule on the firehouse roof.

And Nowhere To Go - PG-13, gen, Columbia Trio, cartoon!canon. College!fic, and a sequel to All Dressed Up. Peter returns from his night out, and finds out it's not easy being a girl after dark.

Devote Reddamus - G, gen, Peter & Winston, cartoon!canon. Flashfic. Holiday Series, part 4. Winston wins a bet and drags Peter to Christmas Eve Midnight Mass.

Fairground Echoes - R, gen with het implications, Ensemble, cartoon!canon. Novella; link goes to Part 1 of 3. The Ghostbusters are called to a small town in upstate New York to take care of a local haunting, but some of the locals remember Peter from his carnival days - and not all in a friendly way. Written for scifibigbang; beta'd by laughingrat; banner by yappichick.

Hidden Deep Inside - PG, gen, Ensemble, movie!canon. Peter opens a booby trap and gets possessed by the last of Gozer's lieutenants; it's up to the rest of the team to stop him - but they're under a court order not to use their equipment! Written for Yuletide 2009 for calliopes_pen.

In Our Opened Eyes - R, poly, Everybody Loves Peter/OT5, cartoon!canon. Holidays Series, Part 6. Lightly smutty New Year's Eve hijinks.

Mojo Risin' - PG-13, no pairing precisely, gen-ish, cartoon!canon. Flashfic. Sorta an RPF crossover; this is an imagined conversation between the cartooniverse Danny Aykroyd and Ray about the movie script.

Open Me - NC-17, het, Egon/Janine, movie!canon. Smut in the lab. Written for the Dreamwidth Porn Battle Round IX.

Safest of All - NC-17, het, Janine/Winston with other permutations of the OT5 going on in the background. Comfort!sex in Ecto-1. Written for the Dreamwidth Porn Battle Round IX.

Salad, Turkey, and Pie - G, gen, Winston-centric, cartoon!canon. Holiday Series, part 1. Winston spends Thanksgiving with his family.

A Spatter of Hot Oil - G, gen verging on het, Ensemble with a focus on Janine and Egon, cartoon!canon. Holiday Series, part 2. Janine brings a touch of Hanukkah to the firehouse.

Sweet In The Morning - G, gen with a vague hint of het, Columbia Trio + Slimer, cartoon!canon. Holiday Series, Part 5. Christmas morning at the Firehouse.

To Shield And Surround Me - G, gen, Ensemble, cartoon!canon. Holiday Series, Part 7. Ray and the gang are getting ready to visit Aunt Lois for Epiphany.

A Tough Mind And A Tender Heart - PG, gen, Ensemble, cartoon!canon. Holidays Series, Part 8. Less a story than an excuse for a collection of quotes; the gang cleans Ecto after the MLK Day parade.

Unwanted Guests - NC-17, Peter/Egon/Ray, slash/poly, cartoon!canon. Novella; the link goes to Part 1 of 3. The 'Busters respond to an out-of-town call - unusual phantoms have invaded a wealthy man's private mansion. In dealing with the problem, Peter, Egon, and Ray call up a few, um, unresolved issues from their own shared past. Written for kink_bigbang; beta'd by peoriapeoria; art by ms_ellery.


Lord of the Rings:

Spring Thaw And Rain - R, Merry/Pippin, slash. Flashfic. The responsibilities of leadership are hard, but old bonds stay true. Not-very-explicit smut written for the IJ Porn Battle Round 9.


Real Genius:

A Knight's Quest - R, Jordan/Mitch/Chris, poly. Novelette. Mitch is in grad school, Jordan's on the other coast, and Lazlo's in hiding in Wyoming - but discovering where their old research has gone brings the old gang back together for a noble quest. Written for Yuletide 2009, for mikes_grrl.


Sneakers:

Heard It Here First - PG, gen, Ensemble. Mother and Whistler guide Carl through another security test that goes almost as planned. Written for smallfandomfest Round Six.


Star Trek:

Visions of Futures Passed - R, Bones/Spock Prime (impled Kirk/Spock/Bones), slash, pre-poly. Bones has a conversation with Spock Prime about where his friendships with Kirk and Spock are going. Written for the Dreamwidth Porn Battle Round IX.


Whoniverse:

He Is Arisen - NC-17, Tenth Doctor/Jack Harkness, slash. Flashfic. Wordplay on the phrase "little death;" porn without plot but with punnage. Written for the IJ Porn Battle Round 10.

Zippers, Buttons, and Ties - R, Fourth Doctor/Leela, het. Flashfic. Mostly an excuse for Leela to take off the little she's wearing. Written for saying_yes_2010 Round 1.


Multi/Miscellaneous:

Assorted Stocking Stuffer Ficlets for fandom_stocking. Three GB/RGB, one Eureka.



*boggles* Holy crap, did I really post all that? What the heck is wrong with me?